title: I am 30% retarded :(
date: Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Retardness?
[ ] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
[] You have ran into a tree/bush
[] You have been called a "blonde"
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (OMG, how does it know that?)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[x] You sang them to make sure. (now, yes)
[] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
so far:5
[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it \
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling
so far: 5
[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
so far:7
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Yes, I do sometimes. DON'T LAUGH)
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
so far: 9
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[] You tilt your head when you're confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[ ] The word "um" is used many times a day
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total:10
10x3=30%
MULTIPLY BY 3 & REPOST WITH "I AM__% RETARDED"
